My application form.
My rota for the rest of this year: every day of every week is marked with ‘early shift’.
A 6”x4” photograph of bananas. Lots of bananas.
A peach stone.
A schematic of the chocolate fountain from Thornton’s with ‘peaches’ scrawled across the top in red permanent marker.
A 6”x4” security camera photograph of me smoking a cigarette outside the supermarket.
Nail clippings.
A supermarket name badge with no name on it.
A grubby Polaroid of what could be a woman's knee.
A sheaf of papers headed ‘annual leave’.
My rota for the rest of this year: every day of every week is marked with ‘early shift’.
A 6”x4” photograph of bananas. Lots of bananas.
A peach stone.
A schematic of the chocolate fountain from Thornton’s with ‘peaches’ scrawled across the top in red permanent marker.
A 6”x4” security camera photograph of me smoking a cigarette outside the supermarket.
Nail clippings.
A supermarket name badge with no name on it.
A grubby Polaroid of what could be a woman's knee.
A sheaf of papers headed ‘annual leave’.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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